YOLO!
For the longest I always wondered: “What the hell is ‘XVX’?!” I’d always see it everywhere in Portland and was just like “Does someone not know the structure of how Roman numerals work?” Well, yesterday I finally found out what it stood for, and it’s “Straight Edge Vegan.” I laughed my ass off.
One of my good friends who’s straight edge and vegan BROKE straight edge AND vegan last night. Not only did he drink countless amounts of margaritas and Sapporos, he also ate buche tacos. He’s like “What’s buche?” None of us knew. Well, HE FOUND OUT. IT WAS PORK STOMACH! And what did he do? He was so wasted, he ate them anyway. -_-
That idiot. I felt so bad for him! He said it was my fault, but I’m like WHY?! I didn’t pressure him. I didn’t tell him to eat meat or drink. I DON’T EVEN DRINK! I’ve been sober for over a year now. Once in a while, and I mean VERY RARELY, I reward myself with ONE DRINK. TWO DRINKS at the most, but I will NEVER EVER get drunk. Shit, I had two drinks yesterday and that was it. I hardly call that enough to even give me a buzz. And now he might as well quit life, cuz he got sooooo sick afterward.
That’s what he gets for living by the motto “YOLO!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!
TO EVERYONE ASKING ME IF I’MA BE AT TROJAN LOUNGE TONIGHT OR RSL ON SUNDAY:
Hell no I’m not. HELL NO. I’d rather eat a dick.
(No offense to Nina, Viktor, Terry, or Marv Mack. I just don’t want to waste my vacation being surrounded by a bunch of cartoon characters. And if people REALLY want to see me while I’m in town, they’ll make an effort to do it on their own terms.)
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Wake up and smell the roses, bitchesssss… I love vacation. I never just get to chill. It feels so good -_-
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So far, my final grades are as follows:
Art History: A
Existentialism & Phenomenology: B
Time Arts: B
My other lagging ass instructors haven’t reported my grades yet. -_-
Anyways.
I’m stressing out about a job. It’s difficult because places don’t wanna hire unless you have open availability, which I don’t. I go to college. Full time. However, it’s becoming extremely difficult being able to put myself through college if I don’t have money, and I don’t have money because places won’t hire me and places won’t hire me because I’m a college student. Where the f*ck do I have to go in PDX to find a job? I’m dying and I’m becoming desperate as hell.
This is a big reason why it really pisses me off when people whose parents pay EVERYTHING for them (rent, bills, school stuff) take them for granted and slack off in school. Dude, if I had it that easy, I would have no excuse to not get good grades in skyoo.
Ugh, I hate this. Someone, just give me a job.
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